The English and food

In a space of 5 minutes out shopping this morning I got a good impression of what the English think of their food.

The two old guys pushed the invalid trolley along the aisle of the supermarket. What about biscuits? one old man said, then pointed at something on a rack Those Wacko's are alright.

What about these? the other guy said. With a shrug, They both come out brown, was the reply.

A minute late in a baker's shop. The assistant gives a cheese sandwich to the another old man and bellows at him - to get over his deafness: They don't do sliced cheese anymore - only grated

The old man shrugged and said Makes no odd: it goes down the same way.

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